Your Noob Gives Me Rabies

NOOB! BLOODY NOOB! WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE BLOODY NOOB BUT THERE'S A BLOODY NOOB THERE TALKING MY FACE OFF!
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Now, I have never actually experienced a NOOB first hand, but I have seen the way people type at my school when they are sending eachother messages via Webmail.
And frankly, it annoys the shit out of me to the point of wanting to bash them over the head with the chair that they're sitting on.
They are the same girls that need to have their mouths sewn shut because they never cease their continuous ranting and raving and stupidity and such, AND THEY GET THE ENTIRE CLASS KEPT IN FOR AN EXTRA TEN MINUTES BECAUSE MY FUCKING GRAPHICS TEACHER IS A HARD-ASSED PRICK!
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This will only make you laugh if you know what a NOOB is.

And one more thing:
I got black camo cargos